Thursday, September 21, 2006

An Ode to Mr Tight Pants Man
Oh Mr Lycra Wearing Tight Pants Man
Please take them off.
Your crotch bulge is like a signal to outerspace
and you're scaring me
just a little.
Oh little women in the BIG BIG shoes
I wear tight pants like this
to scare little girls like you.
This is actually about a man that is sometimes standing in the parking lot of my office complex for no apparent reason. I DO believe he does it just to give me the willies.

1 comment:

melissa_in_jax said...

Ummm.... EEEWWWWW!