I was over reading at Dad Gone Mad, this post specifically and came across this comment.
"Speaking as a submarine sailor, I consider myself well versed in the art of flowery language. There is a difference between obscenity and profanity. For those who don't know the difference; obscenities are something you wouldn't say around your mother or grandmother - but profanities are what she utters when she is really mad."-Sonarman
I found this comment so funny, I almost pissed myself I laughed sooo hard! Thanks for making me laugh!!